Posts Tagged ‘birthers’

Birthers wet pants over newspaper mistake

October 15th, 2009 6 comments

Any fool knows Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, August 4, 1961. Nevertheless, Birthers are going into orgasms of delight over a mistake printed on a Kenyan web site back in 2004, describing the then Senate candidate Barack Obama as “Kenyan-born.” Blogs, forums and message boards are awash with hype and speculation that this finally is the key they need to unlock the hoard of incriminating evidence that they imagine lies behind the iron curtain of Obama’s perceived intransigence.

Speculation abounds about how the birthers found this obscure article which doesn’t appear to be on any search engine, and it has been suggested that the article is a fake; but that’s not likely. More likely is the fact that Barack Obama (the President’s father) was born in Kenya just led to a little confusion. I mean after all, if folks today can’t find a shred of evidence to support the crazy idea the President was born in Kenya today, how could a newspaper back in 2004 have found anything (particularly when the article was just a small Kenya-twist embellishment on an AP story).

Oh, you say, there is a great conspiratorial cover-up of the evidence? Sure, OK. [Obot1 backs away slowly, making no sudden moves.]

Impeach Floyd Brown!

October 12th, 2009 Comments off


The NoBots have been busy trying to redefine “natural born citizen” by denying that it comes to us from the British Common Law.  But now GOP operative Floyd Brown, in an article in WorldNetDaily has been busy trying to redefine the British Common law itself ❗ , this time the definition of “impeachment”. Brown says:

Article I, Section 4 of the Constitution reads: “The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.”

The key phrase here is “high crimes and misdemeanors,” a concept in English common law well-known to our Founding Fathers, but grossly misunderstood in this day and age. “High crimes and misdemeanors” essentially means bad behavior….

Go read the article yourself. I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP. The article goes on to say:

In other words, “high crimes and misdemeanors” does not refer to a criminal act. Our Founding Fathers fully intended to allow for the removal of the president for actions which include: gross incompetence, negligence and distasteful behavior.

For those who mistakenly hold the illusion that impeaching Barack Hussein Obama would be a simple matter of “playing politics,” the founders fully intended that the impeachment of a sitting president be a political act….

Impeachment is no more or less than the recall of an elected official who isn’t up to the job.

I see this as proof of the low regard the birther leaders have for their followers. They think they  are idiots–complete idiots. Personally, I think it’s time to impeach Floyd Brown, Rush Limbaugh, WorldNetDaily and the whole bunch for “distasteful behavior” and “public stupidity”.

Flat earthers demand to see world’s birth certificate

October 11th, 2009 2 comments
Flat Earth map

Flat Earth map

Taking a page from the birther playbook, flat earthers (people who deny the earth is roughly a sphere, but rather claim that it is a flat circular plane) have argued that they haven’t seen a birth certificate for the Earth and are holding out for one before they are willing to agree that the Earth is shaped like a ball instead of a coin. (That big white circle around the map at left is Antarctica.)

I understand that some preliminary contacts have been made between The Flat Earth Society and Dr. Ron Polarik about using his computer imaging expertise to expose the government’s fake photographs of the earth from space which flat earthers claim has been “Photoshopped”.  (Dr. Polarik has of recent times been using an argument based on President Obama’s Certification of Live Birth to show that space aliens and the abominable snowman are imaginary.)

A coalition of conservative Christians have made it clear that they do not need to see the world’s birth certificate to reject the flat earth model. They know that the earth, according to the Bible, has four corners.

Birthers trash the US Flag

October 10th, 2009 Comments off

If anything, most of us Obots are patriotic Americans. We wouldn’t be obots except that the evil birther tribe and the teabaggers are trampling on our Constitution, insulting our elected officials, and generally trashing our political institutions with their lies and their disrespect. I hear reported that one birther blog refers to President Obama as BOZO!

The Flag Code of the United States clearly defines what is respect for the flag of the United States, and what is disrespectful, and in fact ILLEGAL. This is from section 285b of title 2 of the U.S. Code.

(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.



Barbara Coe (click image for story)

Barbara Coe (click image for story)

Obot free zone?

October 4th, 2009 Comments off

Normal View

What was that the Joker said to Batman, “you made me?” There would be no Obots without the Birthers. It is the Birther’s attempt claim normalcy for their insane view of the world that drives the Obot jihad to quell the fire, stem the flood, expose the lies and stop the madness!

Bozo the Clown

Birther View

Here is an island of sanity on the Internet, a respite from the Birthers. In case you haven’t noticed, the blog’s About page has changed to make it clear what our tag line, “Birthers need not apply” means.

This brings us to the tangled mass of web sites making up the Texas Broadcasting Network, and its forum illiterately labeled, “This Forum is a OBOT free zone”. Struggling to communicate their twisted view of the world, they have taken to calling President Obama: “OBOZO”. This as much as anything demonstrates their distorted perception of reality that turns Barack Obama into Bozo the Clown.

Senator Graham calls birthers “crazy”

October 2nd, 2009 2 comments

Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican from South Carolina and close adviser to John McCain during the 2008 election, came out and said that the birthers are “crazy” and urged other Republicans to follow suit. South Carolina, not a bastion of liberalism and home to Joe “you lie!” Wilson, proves that it has not gone totally down the toilet with Graham’s candid remarks.

Who knows. Perhaps Graham will run for President in 2016 following Obama’s 2nd term in office.

Read more at the Huffington Post.

Birthers prepare for dismissal of Kerchner case

September 29th, 2009 4 comments

Birther web site, The Post and Email, appears to be preparing for a dismissal of the Kerchner v. Obama lawsuit in an article published yesterday.

Usually the judge throws out a birther lawsuit, and then the birthers attack the judge as a coward, or a traitor, or incompetent.

This time, before Judge Simandle rules in Kerchner v. Obama, the birthers are already attacking, painting him a radical liberal elitist, I presume in preparation for the inevitable dismissal.

Oh, those birthers!

Birthers eat their young

September 21st, 2009 Comments off

This was a saying about Republicans, made a few years ago. It refers to a group turning against its own members. The first big crack in birther unity was the Liberi v Taitz lawsuit, involving a long list of birthers including Phil Berg, Orly Taitz and Ed Hale (Plains Radio).

Then there was the open feud between Orly Taitz and Gary Kreep that surfaced in court in the Barnett (Keyes) v. Obama case in California.

Now Orly’s helpers and witnesses in Barnett say Orly asked them to lie. The article is reported at in the article, Orly Taitz accused of suborning perjury for Barnett v. Obama — updated including affidavit, etc.

Larry Sinclair (anti-Obama smear author) says:

Later today I will be faxing to the United States District Court in Santa Ana, California as well as to the U.S. Attorney’s Office an Affidavit informing Judge Carter that on September 7, 2009 Orly Taitz did knowingly and intentionally ask me to appear before his Court on September 8, 2009 and give knowingly false testimony for the purpose of obtaining “expedited discovery,” and to gain publicity for my book.

It’s really not a question of Sinclair’s word against Taitz. They are ALL frauds, but I just admit there is a certain satisfaction that these fear mongers and propagandists have turned on themselves; they deserve it.