Archive for the ‘Birther Jokes’ Category

Flat earthers demand to see world’s birth certificate

October 11th, 2009 2 comments
Flat Earth map

Flat Earth map

Taking a page from the birther playbook, flat earthers (people who deny the earth is roughly a sphere, but rather claim that it is a flat circular plane) have argued that they haven’t seen a birth certificate for the Earth and are holding out for one before they are willing to agree that the Earth is shaped like a ball instead of a coin. (That big white circle around the map at left is Antarctica.)

I understand that some preliminary contacts have been made between The Flat Earth Society and Dr. Ron Polarik about using his computer imaging expertise to expose the government’s fake photographs of the earth from space which flat earthers claim has been “Photoshopped”.  (Dr. Polarik has of recent times been using an argument based on President Obama’s Certification of Live Birth to show that space aliens and the abominable snowman are imaginary.)

A coalition of conservative Christians have made it clear that they do not need to see the world’s birth certificate to reject the flat earth model. They know that the earth, according to the Bible, has four corners.

Obama ad on Orly website

September 20th, 2009 Comments off

You can’t make this stuff up. I almost spilled my lunch when I saw a Barack Obama ad on Orly’s web site!

Obama Ad

Orly Taitz Web Site 9/20/2009

The Obama ad says:

Where was Obama Born? The President was born in Hawaii. Don’t believe the lies. Learn more!

Orly’s Greek chorus (look it up) thinks this is a big plot by Google Ad Sense; but that’s OK. They think they are going to drain Obama dry by clicking on the link. What maroons!