The Congress of the United States, in joint session, already certified the election of Barack Obama as President without objection. Birthers cannot seem to get their minds around this fact. It is, of course, the nature of a delusion for the delusion to seem real, and for the holder of a conspiracy theory to see every contradiction to their theory as proof of how deep the conspiracy runs.

Federal judges are deemed traitors; the Supreme Court are labeled “WUSSY”; and the Congress called “gutless”.